I Am Fuller McAllister, Alleged Bed-WetterPlease Stop Telling Me to Go Easy on the Pepsi.Dec 19, 2022Dec 19, 2022
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineFive Stages of Home Office Printer GriefYou have owned this home office printer for 13 days which, it appears, is long enough for its warranty to have expired. This is a shame…Feb 19, 2021Feb 19, 2021
The McFecal Sandwich is Back for an Unlimited Time2020 is nearing its end but the Year of the McFecal Sandwich doesn’t have to.Dec 1, 2020Dec 1, 2020
How not to write a tone-deaf holiday letter in 2020Mentioning your zero-emissions luxury vehicle when friends have zero-admissions to their bank account is probably not the best move.Nov 22, 2020Nov 22, 2020
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineI am the jaunty hat on the head of an influencerPlease don’t call me an ironic accessoryNov 5, 2020Nov 5, 2020
The Ladies of Ted LassoThe female relationships in a show about British men’s football are redemptiveOct 19, 2020Oct 19, 2020
Your institution may have existed since 1785. But its leaders haven’t.I live in Boston where gravestones from 1693 and even earlier are common sights. Oh, how we revel in our colonial roots! We’ve built an…Sep 2, 2020Sep 2, 2020
Published inThe HavenExceptions to Ivy League’s Fall Sports CancellationsTo the Athletes of the Ivy League:Jul 15, 2020Jul 15, 2020
Graduation is Canceled but Our Applause is NotTo the High School Seniors of 2020:Jun 1, 2020Jun 1, 2020