Why I Keep Opening Another Woman’s Mail
4 min readJan 29, 2024
She seems like a great gal…
This last holiday season, I received heaps of mail for another woman. Christmas cards, packages, and other fat, cheery envelopes. This woman was clearly loved, you know? I opened all of it.
I kept the spoils.
I went wild spending the gift cards.
I endorsed every last check to myself.